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Since there are some losers who been suffering without my blog I;ve decided to open it up for a few days. Why i restrict it to private access you dont need to know. Yes probably this blog will be restricted to my group of friends only in about afew days time. Here's just a temp blog. Actaully wanted to remove revamp blah blah blah but blogspot has been giving me serious alot of html problems. So i'll keep this up for a few days before i find sometime to re-design it.

This was written by a certain someone "this few days school school and school.. nothing much.. but really totally shocking and frightening experience!!! my CIE modules are actually quite fun.. i do enjoy designing and all.. but my classmates are like so ewwwww!!! thinking about it just make me wanna puke!! at first they were all over sarah.. as in all the attention was on her.. but recently due to something they change target to me!! and i totally hate it!" YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT RED HANDED BITCHIN ABOUT YOU CLASSMATES!! MUAHAHAHA YOUR CLASSMATES WILL HAVE REVENGE!!


The Full Moon can be seen from my class.

Another act from the ever hilarious jon.



Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC



Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH



A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS



A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS



To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY



Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE



A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE



A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Updates later on during the night. Laterz

DAR DAR

finally a picture of one of yong wei's beloved a.k.a Shu qin a.k.a SQ a.k.a Zhi bi Zhen. From here she looks like a 40 year old aunty she is so dont worry ;P. Nowadays i just have a feeling of wanting to give her the left right uppercut. Please dont ask me why i simply dont know.


Project manager terry showings them whose boss LOL.



Ok nothing happened much really today except a couple of us were laughing out ass if when we went to view someone's freindster. For me personally if they "future" girlfriend call me dar dar i think i would simply give her the left right uppercut and she would be half way to heaven seriously. "No Joke" as commonly mentioned my fuad. There were some hoorrible/hilarious photos of some people friendster I will not mention there name's but fuad might so be prepared.

Ms.june was feeling kinda sick today so we left class early. But to me she still looked as fine as ever if you catch my drift. Sorry Vic. Pretty much went scouting for chicks today. Only to find out that Vic as extremely high expectations. No wonder the pretty boy only has eyes for ms. june.

Ok here are some retarded video clips or the guys that sweats like a DOOOOGGG man a.k.a the perv a.k.a Meng hwee a.k.a Jon a.k.a sheng siong son a.k.a the stung man a.k.a sarah bf2 a.k.a cass scandal.




He dancing to parapara
P.s For the beloved Sarah you are missed by all the guys in our class except me. And no i still dont believe you are the one that tagged my board. And Yes i really wish that kaiwen gave your bf the left right uppercut.

THE LEFT RIGHT UPPERCUT

Today seriously dam tired. Was playing around during PDD getting hyped over some cracked idea's. Apparently people keep telling me there GPA's are wrong but refuse to tell me there real one's not mentioning who but you know who you are.

HOW HOW HOW class bbq? NEED ANSWER

Oh yeah alot of drama happened today. And again todays main character is Sarah. Here's how it goes. Apparently sarah was having a hard time breathing( i think) and kaiwen went to call the boyfriend to come fetch her. However the boyfriend thought kaiwen was playing around and he took his time to come meanwhile sarah was in agony. Once the boyfriend came the two started quarreling. I find this stupid cause kaiwenn so called "kena fuck for no reason" if i was him i wouldnt have talked much and just give the boyfriend the 'left right uppercut' and it would have been all over. Anyways all in all i wish her a speedy recovery take care.

Well After that i was trying to k-po abit and listened in to XM ZQ and SQ conversation. They somehow said that if i was in the same situation as the boyfriend the exact same situation would've have happened and somehow they were talking as if i was not apparent. No the same situation would not have happened and i wouldnt have waste time arrguing with kaiwen and gave him the left right uppercut and it would be over!!!!!!!
Pictures of me and some other shit will be up soon.

wad has my blog become?

What is it i dont realli know.

wow things seem to be progessing ever so fast in our class. Today sarah said "I'd rather die" and jon was like totally gutted man. When i saw his face it was a sign of defeat. Suddenly i'm not realy sure what happened things turned so fast and BAM cassandra come's in the picture and a sudden light in his face started to sparkle. Fortunately he is those that dont get effected by the same rejecting phrase twice as cassandra also said " i'd rather die" and he was totally unaffected.

Then today after lunch we were still around mac and guess what no one was talking about sarah and suddenly Jon said she has a boyfriend and pretty much after that he "kena suan" and regretted his chioce for opting CIE.

Today we were suppose to jam(was stuck doing pdd for the whole of our break) and watch harold and kumar but due to some unforseen circumstances everything was cancelled due a certain someone. I will not be mentioning his name but i will mention his alter ego a.k.a Jumari.

It somehow seems like my tag board has been overly abused. There have been probably a billion of "anyhow" rumors going on and for who's who is simply a mystery. I regret to inform every that if this continues I'm just going to have to keep on blogging. Rumors is what I like and it's up to you losers to believe.

Anyway interested in class bbq? i'm not going to organise chalet cause everytime i pay first i end up not getting paid at all but maybe during my b-day i will organise. But anyways bbq are cheaper and easier to organise. DCP(+kaiwen, dominic and a few others) students are invited aswell.

Please update me on your gpa's too.

From the lovely class rep. Teriyaki.

oh yeah special request from Fuad and Yong wei Arvin remember 6-4
Sarah please tag tery board

Lastest Info

Sorry i have not been updating due to some personal issue's but no worries i'm back to bring you your daily entertainment.Please dont visit fuad the losers blog. Updates have arrived.


I personally think he's crazy after today. "We are fucking noisy" thats what we over hear him say then i was like "duh". Not sure if he is even in the right state of him. He totally isolates himself from the others unless the gel guy is with him or when girls approach him he tends to get overly excitied. He is one guy that i would like to stay away from.


This is Cassandra a.k.a cass she is still hyped up as ever, Jon seems to be flirting with her and sarah as days goes by especially during PDD. Not Sure what he is really planning but will let you know when i ask him personally. She claims she doesnt like Yi wei but who is Yi wei i am still not very sure.


Next up is Yue Siang a.k.a Vic a.k.a the pretty boy his feet is pretty smelly as well. He looks tough but gets beaten up pretty easily. He is still Head over heels for Ms. June not really sure how to help him.


The gel guy info on him still ????? except he was pretty kind to let xavier take a photo of him.


After getting the girls number at foodcourt 4 yesterday, he didnt come to school today. Make's me wonder. He's always trying to flirt with the teachers regardless of gender.


From this picture you must be thinking wth has got the guys going all over her. Well this is what you get when you try to act shy while i'm taking a photo. She now is starting to socialise more with other people's probably trying to escape the terror on Jon, Arvin, Yong Wei, Fuad and Xaviers attacks. News is she has a boyfriend havent heard from her personally but my sources are rather reliable but still thats not going to stop the guys in my class to stop licking her toes.


Jon and Sabran. a question mark to what there doing but more or less you can guess. I hope Queenie finds out everything bout you asap.

Work work work

P.s I'll have a ranking system for our current gpa so you can see how's everyone doing and who are your current competition. No worries I know i'm at the top so you losers can slowly work your way up.

If anyone's interested in study groups or need help let me know thanks.

WAT IS MILF

ok nows your gonna find my eng dam style aight. Cause i'm tooo lazy to type formal and nt becos i don no how to type formal. still no update havent got 20 names yet so pls help.

Below is a milf


And of cuz i fucking lik em who doesnt?

Help

Yo Before i start todays Session please help support my online webby.
www.berryberrybanana.com just click on the very top left logo to enter and sign up for the mailing list. I'll be selling mainly girls clothing(p.s dont worry my fashion sense is not that crappy and besides my sister is the one handling the dresses,tops,etc...) but there will be a few guys tee's,hoodies, rocker/emo wear. Its opening in 3 weeks time and I need as much people to know about this so i can stay riding on the road without worrying about my ERP charges. Wont be posting updates until i get atleast 20 name's so spread the word and help out.


Your's sincerely
From The Coolest Fucking Class Rep ever Mr. Teriyaki(a.k.a Tery)

P.s todays scoop will be good if i can get 20 names i have alot of answers to my questions and there are afew heart-breaking news and lots of picture's updated. Until later on tonight cyaz.