Back up for awhile

Thats my sister on the right. So please support our online shop. Dont say i have bad fashion sense cause she's the one handling the good THANKS.
Since there are some losers who been suffering without my blog I;ve decided to open it up for a few days. Why i restrict it to private access you dont need to know. Yes probably this blog will be restricted to my group of friends only in about afew days time. Here's just a temp blog. Actaully wanted to remove revamp blah blah blah but blogspot has been giving me serious alot of html problems. So i'll keep this up for a few days before i find sometime to re-design it.

This was written by a certain someone "this few days school school and school.. nothing much.. but really totally shocking and frightening experience!!! my CIE modules are actually quite fun.. i do enjoy designing and all.. but my classmates are like so ewwwww!!! thinking about it just make me wanna puke!! at first they were all over sarah.. as in all the attention was on her.. but recently due to something they change target to me!! and i totally hate it!" YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT RED HANDED BITCHIN ABOUT YOU CLASSMATES!! MUAHAHAHA YOUR CLASSMATES WILL HAVE REVENGE!!


The Full Moon can be seen from my class.

Another act from the ever hilarious jon.



Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC



Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH



A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS



A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS



To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY



Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE



A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE



A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Updates later on during the night. Laterz